Inspir.es

peterostrander:

Tim’s blender turned onto it’s highest speed at 4:40a this morning. I am now sufficiently freaked out - first because I checked the entire apartment (under beds, in closets, etc… I need to buy a baseball bat) and second because Google is telling me I’m lucky the place didn’t burn down due to an untimely power surge. I’m going back to bed.

Thank goodness it wasn’t a buglar trying to make a fruit smoothie! We should probably start unplugging our appliances…