2 - Fruity Pebbles
This is amazing shit, and occasionally can hold the #1 spot. This cereal blows any other fruity cereal out the box. Fuck a Fruit Loop straight up. The flakes are small too, so every spoonful has a ton of actual cereal on it. It gets soggy in milk (in a good way) and turns the milk all sort of colors. Shit looks like a sweet, sweet oil spill, AND if you’re fast, it’ll still be cold by the time you “step into liquid”. Blizaow.
The sub-par, yet slowly improving missives of Tim Hackbarth, man about town in Austin, TX.