We won our kickball game last night but our victory came at a cost: this throbbing pain in my right shin from a slid into home.¹
My dedication to children’s games is unparalleled.²
1. I’m told the slide was of questionable necessity. 2. While it may be a children’s sport, there’s only one team in the league with a PG rated name (unless I’m missing the innuendo behind “Kickopotamus X”).
