My late-20’s will be remembered as the phase of my life where I did boring things in fun places.
Matt’s Dream
Matt just sent me an email about a dream he had last night. A dream that painted a “perfect picture of our friendship and respective personalities” he said - and I agree.
Here’s Matt describing his dream:
We were both going to Alamo Drafthouse to see Black Swan (a movie I really want to see). We were walking up just as the movie is starting and we see a disheveled man sitting there - waiting for tickets to a shitty movie that won’t be premiering for 2 days. It’s like Twilight or something but he’s been camping out for a week already so he’s obviously crazy in love with the movie.
Anyway, I’m heading inside so I won’t miss any of Black Swan but you start talking to the guy about some bullshit like why he’s so interested in the movie and how this obsession affects his life blah blah blah. I peek inside the theatre and the movie is starting so I begin to act like my usual “have to be on time for everything” self and go back to find you and hopefully drag you inside.
By this point, you’d decided to perform a “social experiment” with the gentleman outside and have lost any and all interest in the movie we were going to see. You’ve discovered he’s not very well off and this movie is one of the few things he enjoys in life. So you, realizing as much as me how stupid the movie is, proceed to offer him money to not watch the film ever.
In the end you pay him several THOUSAND dollars to leave and go home and never see this movie. The whole time I’m dumbfounded that you would waste so much money on something so crazy.
I’m pretty sure I called you a dumbass and then I woke up.

